1. (Source: moonemojii, via paskalswirl)

     
  2. madlori:

    leogursky:

    Missouri Pastor’s Fiery Speech Against Equal Rights for Homosexuals Has Stunning Twist Ending

    Pardon my French, but this Pastor is a badass mothafucka.

    The entire speech is further enhanced by the insight provided in this YouTube comment:

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    Watch till the end.  Trust me.

    (Source: thesecretaryofnagriculture, via awkwardvagina)

     
     

  3. "This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively, but if sweetness can win, and it can, then I’ll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday, my friend. Peace."
    — Royal Tart Toter 

    (Source: thisisrapturefarms, via awesomethingsandsuch)

     

  4. thisisrapturefarms: huggs5: bluesky-julyy: hulmeschapel: zayninnit: thekingsofliam: louisdacris: zayngina:

    An Australian Love Poem (add please)

    You are the gold to my coast, my Vegemite on toast. 

    The Queen of my land, the beer in my hand.

    The thong on my foot, the Rhonda to my Katut

    The Kanga to my Roo, the BB to my Q

    The Wi to my Fi, The sauce to my pie.

    The harbour to my bridge, the lamingtons in my fridge

    The heat to my rash, the flood inside my house.

    You are the fire in my bush

    (via crackelephant)

     
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  6. starrysleeper:

    get-off-your-arse-its-begun:

    geekishchic:

    volouminous:

    You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour.

     You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary.

    You can be quiet and reserved and still be witty and even outgoing in certain circles.

    You can be intelligent and sharp-minded and still forget what month it is

    (via all-time-sarah)

     

  7. unskinny:

    queensassyofthefatties:

    chickenleggz:

    overly confident fat girls are extremely annoying  

    It’s a good thing I’m not here for your acceptance or approval.

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    This is still one of my favorite posts ever.

    (via reesewithoutherspooon)

     
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  9. elizabitchtaylor:

    she wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts

    she’s cheer captain and I respect her right to wear whatever she wants and participate in traditionally ‘feminine’ activities because I understand that life is not about condemning another woman’s personal choices just because she doesn’t ‘deserve’ the boy i have a crush on

    (via theresalways-n-exception)

     
  10. VIVIFICENT

    [adjective]

    Obsolete: living; possessing life; not dead.

    Etymology: from Latinvivus“alive”.

    [Fay Helfer]

    (Source: victoriousvocabulary, via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

     
  11. lackyannie:

    theangiec:

    This makes me laugh. everytime. I will never not reblog this 

    THIS IS MY NUMBER 1 FAVORITE THING OON THIS GOD FORSAKEN SITE

    (Source: theangiec83, via all-time-sarah)

     

  12. majortvjunkie:

    Date night with my two favorite guys

    BEN AND JERRY

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    hahahaha

    ha

    haha

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    I’m so fucking alone

    (Source: majortvjunkie, via all-time-sarah)

     
  13. acetaildog:

    I found this copy of you got served the other day and decided to have a little fun with my family. 

    (via bestnatesmithever)

     
  14. make me choose }
    fae-of-the-rose asked → fili or kili

    (via crazy-with-a-capital-k)

     

  15. snowflake1814:

    rebeca-flores:

    coward:

    coward:

    coward:

    ppl who randomly message u on the tumble are the best kind of ppl even if they’re just bein all like ‘hello!’ because its like omg hi hello person wow someones talking to me this is the best day ever

    i get like 10 hellos a day because of this post

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    No one ever messages me. 😒

    I got seven hellos & hi’s the last time i reblogged this

    (Source: aqua, via hotboyproblems)